Sharkman's School of Excellence - 2004 Yearbook

Was 2004 the year that the School of Excellence finally collapsed thanks to on going cuts in budget (budget cuts made necessary by an increase in the cost of Jack Daniels)? Not likely! Referring to the School this year someone said "A good photographer doesn't show his bad pictures". That may be true, but the truly great / useless / stupid ones do! Which category does the principal of the school fall into? probably "all of the above"....
2004 was the principal's 3rd year with the Canon D60's and despite being totally at home and comfortable with the camera's he has still produced no less than 13 examples of his work for your delight during the school year. Never one to rest on his laurels though this off season has seen the D60's make way for a pair of nice shiny new 20D's so we should get back to some nice technical disaster type photos next year while the Principal's meagre supply of brain cells struggle to come to terms with cutting edge technology.
Its great to welcome a new member to the school this year, this person even going as far as to consult with the principal over which camera to buy before going out and immediately producing school quality work! We also have two members returning to the school after a year out to pursue other projects. Welcome back folks.

If you wish to enrol in the school then simply email me your finest photo disasters (only one or two please) and a few brief details (including the URL of your website) and if I think they are bad enough I will publish them here for everybody to laugh at I mean admire. Please note that the captions are supplied by the school principal, Sharkman, so by submitting photo's your are exposing yourself to any sort of embarrassing caption!!!!



All the year book's: Class of 2005, Class of 2003, Class of 2002, Class of 2001, Class of 2000 , Class of 1999



The Principal's last hurrah with the D60's:

A slow start for the principal in 2004, the first image not recorded until the Speedfreaks Ball in May. Things got back on track though with this image of Ric Naylor launching wheels up on the Supertwin Top Gas bike. A complete inability to work the zoom mechanism of the lens results in this pleasing composition, carefully cut off so you cannot actually see the wheel in the air. Fumbling with the zoom has also introduced a healthy amount of camera shake to top things off nicely.
 
Its on to the Pre Main Event Private Test Day and now the principal is just starting to really get into the swing of it. Following on from last years sloping track pictures he takes it to a new level with a wide angle shot of the Pod startline. Notice the way he has managed to inadvertently include the startline crew so he can claim the they are the point of interest in the picture....
 
The very next day saw a RWYB, and one where more more Pro Cars hit the track than at the test day the day before (obviously not just Sharkman that's a slow starter!). Joran Persaker was at the wheel of one of Knut's dragsters so the principal took the opportunity to polish up his technique ready for the Main Event the following weekend. As you can see no real practice was needed as Joran's first launch produced this beautiful cut off image, managing to cut the front and the rear wing off at the same time! Throw in some blurring and a slightly dodgy exposure and we have a winning shot!
 
Fast Forward one week to the Main Event and has the practice paid off? You better believe it. Another one of those priceless images that the principal had no idea he had taken until he downloaded the memory card. Don't ask as I really have no idea what so ever.....
 
Sometimes people are so thoughtful. Some crew (John Ellis and Rob Turners back up guys spring to mind) always run down the outside of the wall and then climb over once they are down track where the car will come to a halt. Other people are not so thoughtful and seem to be hell bent on creating School of Excellence moments every time their car runs. Memo to those crew. Sharkman is more than capable of screwing up shots without any extra help thank you very much!
 
Well it wouldn't be an update to the School without another burnout / firecrew shot would it? New fire marshal Dave earns his spurs here. Now Nigel has moved on someone on the startline has to pick up the slack and "star" in the pictures, looks like Dave is making a strong bid for the job.
 
A quick trip to the WRE test day in July to just polish up on a few things before heading off to Mantorp Park paid dividends with this awesome image. No its not another one of those no idea images, its even better than that! The dark blob in the middle is actually Steve Venables on his stunning Kawasaki Super Street Bike. Takes some going to get it so far out of focus that its just a blob, particularly with an autofocus camera!
 
In an effort to add some variety to his images the principal decided to make this years Mantorp sloping track shot something a bit different, he decided to take it of the famed "kitty litter" at the end of the track! Otherwise known as the perils of not switching off the 2nd camera before hanging it by its strap from your shoulder.
 
Memory card madness returns! There is something about IBM microdrives and big FIA races that don't necessarily get on. The Euro Finals last year and now Mantorp this year....
 
Twice in one meeting! What is it about my memory cards and Pro Mod qualifying sessions? Not to worry. Although they make great images this was the final straw for me and the microdrives were changed out for Pro spec Compact Flash cards in time for the Euro Finals. Make the most of these two as they SHOULD be the last memory card madness images you see from the principal!
 
Another fine example of the "wandering round without turning the camera off" style of photography. Last year the Principal brought you the fence at Mantorp, this year its... well its from the European Finals and I think its a shadow of a fence... The jury is still out though.
 
Gotta love Drag racing at night. Apart from when no amount of cursing, threatening, pleading or begging will persuade your flashgun to do what its supposed to and illuminate the scene in front of you... It may well have been that setting in the camera which had flash firing set to off... who knows for sure. Just to be safe the 550ex guns that partnered the D60's have been traded for a pair of the new 580ex's to partner the 20D's.
 
It was only a matter of time.... Take enough pictures from up in the tower and sooner or later the principal was guaranteed to get a great pic of the window frame. Shame about Steve Woollatt burning out in the background, really distracts from the window frame doesn't it?
 

After a year out in 2003 Carla Pittau of Heaven & Hell Racing returns to the school in 2004:

Carla returns to the School and Heaven & Hell reclaim the National Championship. Coincidence? time will tell there I guess! Carla opens with this effort. As she says herself "Interstate 10 between San Francisco and Phoenix, a thousand opportunities to take pics of hot rods, racers on trailers, racers racing..." fortunately for us Carla made the most of the practice and netted this fine effort. Nicely blurred and got to love that composition, Carla managing to observe the photographic "rule of thirds" to get that phone mast type thing in just the right spot to draw your eye to it.
 
Carla says "Ok, so we're back in LA and the traffic is kinda inspiring - all those tail lights dancing in front of my eyes, a sea of patterns and interesting colours ". Er... ok then Carla. Next time send us a picture of it eh? :-) "
 
"How to underexpose, blur and concentrate on the car that stalls instead of the one that wheelstands - all in one easy lesson by Carla Pittau". Carla has summed this one up pretty much perfectly for us although she is too modest to mention carefully cutting off the wheelstanding car and the horrible graining on the print as well!
 
I know Magnus Cato's Superstock picture from the 2002 edition of the school has been a source of inspiration for young Miss Pittau since she first set eyes on it and now she has produced a Superstock picture of her own worthy of placing alongside the stunner from Magnus. Carla sums this one up as "creating night out of day without having the faintest idea how, blur and take a generally crappy picture where you can't even see that anything is actually wheelstanding".
 

Its a pleasure to welcome Alan Currans from the superb Acceleration Archive site:

Alan is the guy that took his entry into the school so seriously he even consulted me about cameras before moving into the digital arena. As you can see my advice of a Canon 300D seems to have come good for Alan as on his first weekends shooting he bagged this great "cut off" shot of Steve Woollatt on his way to a 209mph pass.
 

After contributing to the Svensk set last year Big Stan is back to join the school in his own right this year:

A fine opener from Stan, Micke Kagered blazing the tyres at Alastaro and the only obstruction in sight smack in the middle of the picture. Trust me folks, it takes real skill to get the pole right in the middle of the car like that.
 
Stan sent several "cut off" pictures with his submission so I have just picked my favourite one for inclusion here. The slick on this car is wound up and working nicely, better in fact than Stan's camera which seems to have some nasty shutter lag going on here!
 

Another back again after a year out, this time its Carl Wadkin-Snaith from The Fang:

Carl is another person who has made the move to digital this year and opens with this fine study of some people in the fire up road at Shakey. Nicely blurred and with some interesting pixelation going on around the people in question. Shame about that car in the background spoiling things a bit.
 
Now this shows real potential. Blurred, badly exposed, pixelation again present and TJ Obrien on a PB pass cut off smack down the middle. Great effort by Carl there.
 

A Late entry just beating the 31st Dec cut off for the 2004 school, its Erik Zettervall, one of Eurodragsters great friends over at Svensk Drag Racing:

I was sure Erik was a returning member of the school, but it turns out this is his first time! Yet another great photographer to come out of the Svensk organisation (a line up that includes school regulars Christer and Big Stan amongst others). Erik made full use of the VIP balcony at the Main Event to deliver this great two car burnout shot of Roger Johansson and Nobert Kuno. Both cars up on the tyres and trailing tyre smoke nicely and the guard rail around the balcony smack bang in the middle of the shot. Good effort Erik! Bonus points for also just cutting the front spoiler off of Roger's car...