Sharkman's School of Excellence - 2003 Yearbook

They said it was a ridiculous idea, they said it would never succeed, but they were wrong! With no outside funding what so ever (amazing really considering some of the crap that gets lottery funding these days...) The School of Excellence, that institute that sits at the peak of photographic achievement, has now been helping the cream of the drag racing photographers fulfil their potential and putting their finest work on display for an appreciative audience for 5 years now.
Some might have thought that after 5 years the School's principal would have lost his edge and no longer be capable of constantly producing the quality of work associated with the school. Oh boy were they ever wrong! Stepping up to a pair of D60's plus adding a little Nikon compact gave the principal greater scope for capturing stunning shots this season and he made the most of it, producing a portfolio of shots that some critics are already labelling his best ever....

If you wish to enrol in the school then simply email me your finest photo disasters (only one or two please) and a few brief details (including the URL of your website) and if I think they are bad enough I will publish them here for everybody to laugh at I mean admire. Please note that the captions are supplied by the school principal, Sharkman, so by submitting photo's your are exposing yourself to any sort of embarrassing caption!!!!



All the year book's: Class of 2005, Class of 2004, Class of 2002, Class of 2001, Class of 2000 , Class of 1999


Its been five years, but the Principal's still going strong:

The sun at Shakey is a complete nightmare in the mornings as it is right in my face and the track gets reduced to a sea of glare. Pretending that I knew what I was doing I decided to take a meter reading off the back of the armco. Now either I was so pleased with myself that I took a picture to prove I had got the exposure right, or I got carried away and more than half depressed the shutter release button....
By the way for everyone that has been impressed with me scaling the armco at Shakey with all the grace of a young gazelle rather than the to be expected grace of a drunken 3 legged hippo, there's the answer, I've got some steps!
 
Sharkman one side of the track, John Everitt and the wheelstanding Celica on the other. Solution? go down track and shoot across. Lights come down, John launches, wait for him to clear the tree, hit shutter release just as a Huxley thunders into the viewfinder. D'oh!
 
The principal takes a favourite from 2001 and brings it up to date for 2003. Not content with just recreating the same shot though he adds a twist by panning from left to right with the grandstand in the background and still manages to capture the ever vigilant firecrew obscuring the front of the car!
 
Once again the principal was lucky enough to go over to Mantorp for the big FIA race there and having had a year to familiarise himself with the track, the crew and the racers, this year he set about producing some "International" shots. This stunning composition is titled "Overexposed back of armco featuring knee and fire extinguisher presented at a pleasing jaunty angle." Either that or its titled "Sod it I hit the shutter release accidentally."
 
From the Mantorp collection area we have "Trailer wheels through a blurred fence" or "I really should turn the camera off when I am going for a walk", you decide which the real title is....
 
Don't ask because I have no idea. Sometimes you realise you have taken a School of Excellence shot, sometimes you sit down at the PC to sort the pictures out and there are pics in there which you had no idea you had taken.... I know there is a slope on the track at Mantorp, but its nowhere near as bad as this. Naturally we also have some heavy blurring thrown in there to aid the composition.
 
Funny Cars, Dragsters, left lane, right lane, even different firecrew makes no difference... The principal proves he has this style of shot absolutely locked down as he recreates the Leif Andreasson shot again this time with a dragster and a different marshal.
 
Memo to self, when you have got bored and decided to try some artistic stuff with slow shutter speeds, MAKE SURE YOU RESET EVERYTHING BEFORE RESUMING NORMAL SHOOTING! If not then Sarah Day launching becomes an over exposed brown and orange blob.... Bonus points for lopping off Nigel's head and shoulders there as well.
 
One of the most basic shots for a School of Excellence photographer is the "cutoff" shot. Every so often the principal likes to revisit the basics as you need to be able to perform them before you can capture the really stunning stuff. Naturally the principal had to just go that little further by adding blur to his shot as well....
 
Obviously inspired by the Mantorp track shot here is another doozy, this time from the Pod. Determined to prove his versatility though, this time the principle has gone for a slope in the other direction. Is there no end (no beginning?) to this mans talent?
Inspired by my good buddy and several time school graduate Tog's pitside shots from last season I added a little Nikon compact to my armoury for this season. Playing with it at home everything seemed cool, but when I went to use it at the track things didn't work quite as well. Here we have what was supposed to be a portrait of Trevor Capewell strapped into the Southern Rebel altered, waiting while the track crew cleaned up. Of course what we actually got was a picture of the collection area beside the car....
 
Honestly its not related at all to the previous shot! Another from the Nikon, seemingly taken whilst chatting to a couple of racers during a different clean up. Looks like I can forget to turn the Nikon off as easily as I forget to turn off the Canons...
 
Now as I said earlier the "Cutoff" is a simple technique which all school graduates must master, its the School of Excellence equivalent of learning to walk really. However, there is a far more difficult version of the cut off which only the most skilled photographers can pull off, that being the "double cut". You will see no finer example of the "double cut" than this one. Not only have both cars been cutoff, but the line each car has been cutoff down matches! If you were to cut out front of Will Furniss's car and the back of Martin Curbishleys's roadster you could put the two together to make a complete car. Extra bonus points for doing it with two cars that are linked by driver (Martin drove both in the course of 2003). Stunning, a success on so many levels....
 
Woohoo! Look at this! We've got a bit of everything going on here! Bad exposure, camera shake, completely the wrong focal length on the lens, everything! Just goes to prove that grab shots can be just as successful in the School as carefully composed and thought out shots, particularly when in your haste you grab the camera with the telephoto lens on it rather than the wide angle....
 
Another priceless entry that I didn't even realise I had taken until I got home. On my way up to the Japanese performance day at Pod I got caught in a queue that stretched all the way down Airfield road (at 9.15 in the morning!) as my brief for the day was to just shoot a load of images to capture every aspect of the day I thought I would make a start with the long winding line of Jap cars in the early morning sun. Shots duly taken I didn't bother breaking the gear down again and just put the camera down on top of the open camera bag. Obviously somewhere in the stop start crawl up to the gate the camera slid about in the bag and viola! a pic of the inside of the camera bag. How cool is that? I can take School of Excellence pictures without even holding the camera!
 
As anyone that has followed my work over the season will know over the course of the season I have introduced a new style of shot the ultra low / ultra wide angle pic. However, not all the early attempts at this style of shot were successful. Take this one for example. I got everything set up right, checked the composition in the viewfinder then carefully lowered the camera onto the ground, tilted it to get the required angle and then just as Sue hit the throttle for the burnout I realised I was looking straight at the exhaust outlet, and between me and the exhaust was nothing, except the water in the burnout box.... Sue hit the throttle, the small block chevy screamed into life, the exhaust belched out smoke and gas which of course promptly blew the water from the burnout box all over me! Like a true pro though I made sure I got the shot before bailing out of there....
 
This is just one of those rare, magical shots that I can offer no ideas or explanation for what so ever. All I can tell you is that I took it at the Summer Nationals at Santa Pod. Other than that I have no clue at all and sometimes thats the best way!
 
Now here's an interesting one for you. What happens when your camera decides to start saving each picture in the same space on the memory card? What we actually have here is an entire session of Pro Mod qualifying carefully compressed down into 1 image courtesy of my "trusty" Canon! See what I mean, I don't even have to be aware of what's going on to produce School classics!
 

One of our better Graduates is back again, the lovely Hannski
from the FHRA site.

After a year out from the School in 2002, Hannski is back again with another couple of fine efforts. First off is a variation of the difficult "double cut" shot, Hannski choosing to cut both cars off the same side of the frame. Bonus points here for getting one car hidden behind not just the other car, but the tree as well, plus extra bonus points for including that metal thing at the centre bottom of the pic!
 
One of Hannski's most successful shots back in 2001 was the champagne / podium shot and she has managed to take the same principles from that shot and apply them to a whole different situation! This time the subject is the crew of a TMD making final checks to the car before going into stage and the fluid spray this time is a marshal wetting down the burnout box ready for the next pair. God Job Hannski!
 

A first tentative application from Jon Crawford,
SPRC's press officer.

Jon sent in several pics which were similar, all variations on the cutoff shot, caused by the shutter lag (time between pressing the shutter release and the shutter opening) on digital compact cameras. I have picked out my fav pic from the group to include in the School. It features what I think is Tommy Moller burning out but the shutter lag has reduced it to just the rear end of the dragster. Bonus points here for the camera shake and a nasty case of bad exposure.
 

Another first time applicant is Kirstie Tramm

Kirstie has sent in this shot of what looks like Joe Pisano's funny car in action out in the USA. Its one of those shots where with a little less shake it would pass off as an "arty" shot but as it stands, its one for the school. Bonus points for bad scanning and one other thing that must count in her favour is that given how long its been since the Joe Pisano car was campaigned, Kirstie can only have been about 10 when she took this shot.....
 

My good buddy Christer Abrahamson is back again
with help from the crew of Svensk Dragracing

 
Christer is one of those people that doesn't get the recognition he deserves for all the work he does. At both Mantorp and Gardermoen he is the track announcer and at Gardermoen he was virtually single-handedly trying to update Svensk with qualifying and eliminations information as well. To take some of the load off he asked various members of the Svensk crew to use his digital camera to take some pics to go on the site. When he got the camera back Christer says " When I looked through the memory card from Gardermoen I had a really good laugh. Someone, I really don't know who (It might well have been more than one) had not really listened to what I had been telling them and just let the release finger go wild!" Christer has sorted out a few of his favourites and sent them in, along with some captions which I like so much I am keeping, so, take it away Svensk....
Guardrails are especially interesting, Gardermoens is no exception!
 
The blue colour is unique for the Gardermoen strip, so of course a picture of that is reasonable. A shame that purple thing came in the frame just as the picture was taken!
 
"Cut off" cars can actually be a bit striking, IF the car is moving, or does a burn out, or at least does something!
 
Wonderful composition! The car on its way into the picture doing its burnout in front of the crowded grandstand and a marshal and the camera strap spoiling the view!
 
They have to make wider cameras for dragster photography! Just to be sure to get most of the car in the picture the photographer decided to click it before the irritating burnout started!
 
The object has just run 4,76 and might have been a little excited , but I think it looks like the trailer and dragster also is a bit blurry! Perhaps it was the photographer that was a bit excited...