Sharkman's School of Excellence - 2001 Yearbook

Can you believe it? The School is back for its third successive year! No hanging about this year as after a couple of RWYB's for practice the principal got right down to it at the Easter Thunderball and the Apira Test and Tune and produced some absolute beauties and we are not even a month into the season proper yet! You'd think after 3 years of serious track photography and before that a couple of years of less serious stuff the principal would be better than this by now, but oh no. Going on how the year has started off, could this be the year that challenges the class of '99 for the crown as best (worst?) year yet seen by the school?
If you wish to enrole in the school then simply email me your finest photo disasters (only one or two please) and a few brief details (including the URL of your website) and if I think they are bad enough I will publish them here for everybody to laugh at I mean admire. Please note that the captions are supplied by the school principal, Sharkman, so by submitting photo's your are exposing yourself to any sort of embarrassing caption!!!!



All the year book's: Class of 2005, Class of 2004, Class of 2003, Class of 2002, Class of 2000 , Class of 1999



The principal of the School sets the standard (Yet Again!!):

Sometimes as a photographer luck is on your side, sometimes not. Sharkman got lucky with the Smax photo sequence a couple of years ago (Right place, right time) and was in the right time and place again at the Tball. As Cannon punched top gear on the Funnybike it banged hard onto the bars and stayed there as he came past. Sharkman was ready, tracking the bike through the view finder and hit the shutter release and at that point his luck ran out. Its not badly blurred, but just enough to spoil it. Oh what might have been.......
 
What a classic. Roy Wilding bought out the Hemi Hunter slingshot and Sharkman got off to a great start by finishing up on the wrong side of the track. Undeterred Sharkman figured he'd just shoot across the track, after all, its not like theres anything to get in the way is it? Apart from the christmas tree of course. Roy laid down a storming burnout and Sharkman was there to ruin the shot. Not content with just getting the tree in the picture (and probably inspired by Andy Marrs, surely the greatest graduate ever, see the class of 99) he managed to position the christmas tree right over the most important part of the picture, the cars cockpit!
 
Now whats this all about? Its not like Super Street Cars are the fastest cars Sharkman takes pictures of is it? Not phased by that he managed to completely ruin what would have been a great picture of the closest race of the Thunderball weekend, the Super Street car final, by adding a large helping of camera shake into the photo taking equation.
 

Another stunner from the principal, added 12/05/01

And Sharkman is on a roll this year as the very next race meeting yields this stunning composition of Ian King charging hard just past half track. Sharkman decided he would try and do some "semi head-on" shots to make a change from his normal side on stuff and as you can see from this shot, the change paid immediate dividends. Extra bonus points are awarded for cutting the subject off, blurring the subject so badly you can barely see what it is and correctly exposing the track and not the bike. all in all one of Sharkmans better efforts lately.
 

Returning to study for another year at the School is our very first Graduate, Tog
from Togs Drag Racing Page

Tog goes for a candid portrait of one of Gordon Smiths crew on the startline, only to have the subject move and spoil the composition. Bonus points for blurring the subject as well. Shame about the funnycar burning out in the background as well, distracts the viewer from the crewman.
 

Our first new graduate of the year, welcome please, Gareth Evans
from UK1320

Obviously inspired by some of the stunning work the principal of the school has been producing this year, Gareth Evans, webmaster of the well respected UK1320.com website has decided to enrole with the elite of Drag racing photographers. Gareths submission is this lovely composition of Peter Beck launching the fueler at Santa Pod's Main Event. As Gareth himself says "its a graphic example of what happens when a fueler launches before you expect it". I think any startline photographer will say Amen to that!
 

Our first International graduate of the year, and our first ever Female graduate is Hannele Höydén
from FHRA

Hannele is the webmaster for the FHRA and as such has been taking pictures for 3 years at the drag strip. She opens her portfolio with a nice startline burnout shot of Pelle Lindelöw, managing to combine picking the wrong lane and having to shoot across track with bad timing and also managing to get stuff in the way as well, a fine opening effort.
 
For her second composition Hannele stayed with Top Fuel but went for a shot of a UK Top Fuel hero Barry Sheavills coming into stage. Unfortunately she finished up with a shot of what looks suspiciously like another Uk Top Fuel hero, Gary Page, wandering aimlessly into the middle of the picture!
 
Hannele's final shot and the one that secures her membership into the school is a new style of picture for the school, a trophy presentation shot. The composition is significantly enhanced by the unexpected shower of bubbly from off camera which has caused both winner and runner up to look away. A stunning shot.
 

The principal pays tribute to BJ

Sharkman has been trying to capture a shot of BJ riding the rear wheel through the top end for ages. He's done it on the digicam for Eurodragster, but never on the slr. With this been BJ's last meeting he knew it was his last chance and delivered by capturing this stunner of BJ with both the front wheel and the wheelie bars off the ground. Inspired by that man Andy Marrs again the principal rounded the shot off by getting the only obstruction the whole length of the spectator banking smack in the middle of the shot!
 

Togs back again with a mid term project

Ahhh, a beautifully executed wheelie bar shot, this time from Tog. Bonus points to Tog for the synchronised wheelie bars disappearing off to the right. Togs defence? "I have no idea on Earth how this happened!"
 

Please welcome to the school, Turbo
from Turboville.com

Bike specialist Turbo takes a break from his numerous other enterprises to debut in the school with a classic startline shot of BJ at the European finals. As Turbo himself says "Boy, that BJ is quick!"
 

Our first graduate from Down Under, Luke Nieuwhof
from www.wadragracing.cjb.net

A great effort from our first Aussie graduate as Luke manages to get the Altered way off centre for a pleasing composition and also blur the car and if that wasn't enough, hes managed to include that old favourite, the christmas tree obscuring the car as well! way to go Luke.
 

The principal delivers some of his best work for ages...

What can I say? The Principal of the School used the 2001 Flame and Thunder (or in his case, Blunder) meeting to return to absolute top form, after a fairly subdued year and prove beyond doubt that he has no equal when it comes to the art of cocking up pictures. In this opening shot the Principal has managed to combine bad exposure with an out of focus subject (naturally using an auto focus camera) to produce this pleasing composition which believe it or not is actually Dave Cherrett launching the Dark Revenger van!
 
Now this, by the Principal's own high standards would not normally get a look in as it is a simple out of focus picture of Barry Sheavills burning out. The truth is far more interesting though. As the Principal was peering through the viewfinder as Barry emerged from the gloom he thought "thats funny, why isn't the camera focusing?" A quick check revealed nothing obviously wrong so he carried on composing the shot. Barry hit the throttle, the car got up on the tyres, the Principal half depressed the shutter button and still no autofocus! Then that age old human instinct which goes "just do it, it will be all right" kicked in and he hit the shutter release. Needless to say, it wasn't all right! a full post-mortem as Barry was backing up revealed the source of the problem. If you have set the lens into manual focus mode instead of turning the image stabiliser off, the lens isn't going to autofocus is it? All these years and the Principal is STILL finding new ways to cock things up!
 
Thought it couldn't get any worse? WRONG. Look at this absolute stunner! Great light, a full banking in the background and one of the most colourful top fuel cars really up on the tyres in the burnout with plenty of tyre smoke trailing behind. Oh, and Nigel from the fire crew smack in the middle. Perfect.
 
Finally for the 2001 year the Principal will leave you with this surely award winning picture. The principal decided that for too long Andy Marrs has been the king of pictures from the tower with his shot of Showtime, so he rose to the challenge by producing this work of art of the Fireforce one jet car performing its flame show! There are just so many things that I could tell you about this picture, but frankly, its just so bad, to break it down into little parts would not do it justice at all. Simply enjoy it for the stunning piece of art it undoubtedly is, and realise that this is the sort of standard that will be needed to gain entry into the school next year!